Mirage – Milk Chocolate with a Unique Texture

The continued existence of both Mirage and Aero is somewhat baffling to me.  They’re both pretty much the exact same thing — plain, aerated milk chocolate — and they’re both made by Nestle.

Mirage

Aero easily has the higher profile, so why Nestle hasn’t just discontinued Mirage for being completely redundant is a bit of a head-scratcher.

The biggest difference between the two, as far as I can tell, is that the bubbles in Mirage seem a bit smaller.  But I’d have to eat them side-by-side to know for sure.

Mirage

They’re otherwise pretty much exactly the same: overly sweet, okay-quality milk chocolate that’s elevated by the pleasant texture you get from the aeration.  The chocolate here would be just so-so without the delightful bubbliness, but the unique texture it brings definitely makes this worth trying out.

3 out of 4

Manufactured by: Nestle
Nutritional info (1 bar, 41 grams): 215 calories, 11 grams of fat (7 grams of saturated fat, 0.1 grams of trans fat), 10 mg of cholesterol, 20 mg of sodium, 25 grams of carbohydrates, 1 gram of fibre, 24 grams of sugar, 3 grams of protein.
Ingredients: Milk chocolate (sugar, milk ingredients, cocoa butter, cocoa mass, whey powder, lactose soya lecithin, polyglycerol polyricinoleate, natural flavour).

Reese Sticks – Familiar Reese Flavour with Bonus Crispiness

Reese Sticks is one of those things that’s so obviously appealing, you pretty much don’t even need to eat it to know that it’s going to be good.  It’s crispy wafers, creamy peanut butter, and milk chocolate.  You’d have to work pretty hard to mess that up.

Reese Sticks

And hey, what do you know, it’s really good.  Shocker.

Reese Sticks

Like with most Reese stuff, it’s a bit too sweet, and I wish the chocolate coating were more generous (the chocolate flavour is somewhat lost among the PB and the wafers).  But other than that, this is exactly what you want it to be, with the saltiness of the peanut butter doing a great job of at least partially smoothing out the intense sweetness.  It’s crispy, peanut buttery, chocolatey, and delicious.

3 out of 4

Manufactured by: Hershey
Nutritional info (2 sticks, 42 grams): 210 calories, 13 grams of fat (5 grams of saturated fat, 0.1 grams of trans fat), 5 mg of cholesterol, 135 mg of sodium, 24 grams of carbohydrates, 1 grams of fibre, 18 grams of sugar, 4 grams of protein.
Ingredients: Milk chocolate (sugar, cocoa butter, milk ingredients, unsweetened chocolate, lactose, lecithin (soy), salt, polyglycerol polyricinoleate), peanuts, sugar, wheat flour, dextrose, hydrogenated palm kernel oil, hydrogenated palm oil, palm kernel oil, modified palm oil and modified vegetable oil (shea, sunflower and/or safflower), modified palm kernel oil, cocoa butter, salt, modified milk ingredients, unsweetened chocolate, corn starch, lecithin (soy), baking soda, TBHQ, artificial flavour, citric acid.

Clark Bar – Crunchy, Chewy, and Odd

I think at this point I’ve reviewed every candy bar in the genre of crispy, sugary, and peanut-buttery.  There’s 5th Avenue, Butterfinger, Crispy Crunch, Zagnut, and now Clark Bar.  Is that it?  Am I done?  I think I’m done.

Until now, they had all been mostly interchangeable (outside of Zagnut’s delightful substitution of toasted coconut for chocolate), but Clark Bar is actually a bit different.  Is it different in a good way?  I don’t think so, but maybe you’ll disagree.

Clark Bar

It’s weird.  It starts out incredibly crunchy — it’s oddly difficult to even bite into — but then it becomes chewy and you’re thinking, wait, is this stale?  But no, that’s just part of it.  Once you’ve munched out the crunchiness, you’re left with a gummy, taffy-like sugary blob in your mouth that you have to chew on for quite a while.

It’s interesting, I guess, and the bar has a deeply caramelized flavour that helps to round out its intense sweetness.  But it’s also lacking in peanutty flavour, which makes it taste a bit one-note sweet.

Clark Bar

After a while the in-your-face sugariness and the off-putting chewy/crunchy contrast becomes exhausting.  It’s easily my least favourite of the aforementioned candy bars.

2 out of 4

Manufactured by: Boyer
Nutritional info (1 bar, 57 grams): 250 calories, 6 grams of fat (3.5 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat), 0 mg of cholesterol, 10 mg of sodium, 47 grams of carbohydrates, <1 grams of fibre, 37 grams of sugar, 1 gram of protein.
Ingredients: Milk chocolate (sugar, cocoa butter, chocolate liquor, milk powder, butter oil, soy lecithin, vanilla extract), corn syrup, sugar, peanuts, molasses, invert sugar, salt, coconut oil, vanilla extract, soy lecithin.

Snickers Peanut Brownie Squares – Tasty, But Not Enough Brownie Flavour

I can’t think of a single candy bar that wouldn’t be improved by cramming a brownie into it.  Think about it: picture a candy bar.  Any candy bar.  Now picture brownie inside of it.  It’s better, isn’t it?

So obviously the Peanut Brownie version of Snickers (which features peanutty brownies covered in a layer of soft caramel and coated in milk chocolate) is good.  How could it not be?

Snickers Peanut Brownie Squares

The biggest problem here is that the “brownie” isn’t particularly brownie-like.  It basically has the taste and texture of a cocoa-tinged version of the usual Snickers nougat.  Looking at the ingredients reveals a lack of flour or butter or any brownie ingredients outside of cocoa (aside from egg whites, which are already present in the nougat you’ll find in a regular Snickers).

Snickers Peanut Brownie Squares

Still, it’s tasty; it’s essentially a normal Snickers bar, but with more cocoa flavour.  Nothing wrong with that — though like with the original, it’s a bit sweeter than it needs to be.

3 out of 4

Manufactured by: Mars
Nutritional info (2 squares, 34 grams): 180 calories, 8 grams of fat (4 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat), 5 mg of cholesterol, 85 mg of sodium, 21 grams of carbohydrates, 1 grams of fibre, 18 grams of sugar, 2 grams of protein.
Ingredients: Milk chocolate (sugar, cocoa butter, chocolate, skim milk, lactose, milkfat, soy lecithin), corn syrup, sugar, peanuts, chocolate, milkfat, semisweet chocolate (sugar, chocolate processed with alkali, chocolate, cocoa butter, milkfat, soy lecithin, natural flavor), less than 2% – cocoa powder processed with alkali, invert sugar, palm oil, skim milk, lactose, salt, egg whites, artificial flavor.

Reese’s Mallow-Top Peanut Butter Cups – A Tasty Combo

Marshmallow and peanut butter is an odd combination.  I can’t think of another candy in which those two flavours are combined, and the very idea of it is vaguely funky.  Mostly, however, I think the combo is off-putting on a textural level rather than a flavour level.

Reese's Mallow-Top Peanut Butter Cups

The people at Hershey seem to agree with me, because the “mallow-top” here is entirely about flavour rather than texture.  The packaging uses the term “marshmallow flavored creme,” which makes me think of stuff like Mallo Cups and Valomilk.  But it’s basically marshmallow-flavoured white chocolate (it’s technically mockolate, hence “creme” instead of “white chocolate”).

Reese's Mallow-Top Peanut Butter Cups

It’s a lot better than I thought it would be.  The “creme” has a decent amount of sweet marshmallow flavour, which works surprisingly well with the creamy peanut butter.  There’s also the milk chocolate, which obviously complements the marshmallow and the PB quite nicely.  And the mild saltiness of the peanut butter does a great job of rounding out the sweetness of the chocolate and the creme.

It’s everything you want an offshoot of a candy to be; it’s tasty in all the same ways that the original is tasty, but with something new to mix it up.  It’s great.

3.5 out of 4

Manufactured by: Hershey
Nutritional info (2 cups, 34 grams): 180 calories, 10 grams of fat (4 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat), 0 mg of cholesterol, 115 mg of sodium, 19 grams of carbohydrates, 1 gram of fibre, 16 grams of sugar, 4 grams of protein.
Ingredients: Peanuts, milk chocolate (sugar, cocoa butter, chocolate, skim milk, milk fat, lactose, lecithin (soy), PGPR), sugar, vegetable oil (palm oil, shea oil, sunflower oil, palm kernel oil, and/or safflower oil), dextrose, skim milk, corn syrup solids, contains 2% or less of: lactose (milk), salt, natural flavor and artificial flavor, lecithin (soy), PGPR, TBHQ and citric acid to maintain freshness.