Reese’s Pieces Peanut – A Big Downgrade from the Original

Cramming a peanut into Reese’s Pieces seems like it should be a match made in heaven — Reese’s Pieces are one of my favourite candies, and Peanut M&M’s are objectively the best M&M’s.  So combining the two must be the greatest thing ever, right?

You’d think.

Reese's Pieces Peanut

In practice, these things just aren’t that great.  It’s weird; adding a peanut seems like it could only enhance an already delicious candy, but it throws off the balance.  It muddles that distinctive Reese’s Pieces flavour.  It does add a nice roasted nuttiness, but it turns out Reese’s Pieces doesn’t need that.  It was already perfect on its own; the presence of a whole nut waters down what was already great about it.

Reese's Pieces Peanut

It doesn’t help that the candy shell is slightly thicker than a standard Reese’s Piece (what, isn’t a single one of these a Reese’s Piece?  Or does this always have to be plural?), which gives it an unpleasantly assertive crunchiness that’s a bit over-the-top.  It’s not a big deal, but again, the balance is thrown off.  The addictive, “just one more piece” quality of the original is diminished.

2.5 out of 4

Manufactured by: Hershey
Nutritional info (13 pieces, 39 grams): 200 calories, 11 grams of fat (6 grams of saturated fat, 0.1 grams of trans fat), 10 mg of cholesterol, 30 mg of sodium, 22 grams of carbohydrates, 2 grams of fibre, 18 grams of sugar, 5 grams of protein.
Ingredients: Sugars (sugar, corn syrup solids, dextrose, corn syrup), peanuts, partially defatted peanuts, hydrogenated palm kernel oil, palm kernel oil and hydrogenated soybean oil, confectioners glaze, corn starch, modified corn starch, salt, lecithin (soy), carnauba wax, artificial flavour, titanium dioxide, tartrazine, sunset yellow FCF, allura red, brilliant blue FCF, milk ingredients.

Mr. Big – Boring, but Tasty

Mr. Big is one of those old, reliable candy bars that isn’t particularly exciting, but gets the job done.  I was under the impression that it was a Canadian-only thing, but apparently it was released in the States in 1995.

Mr. Big

Featuring a wafer surrounded by caramel, puffed rice, peanuts, and chocolate, this was a favourite of mine as a kid — mostly because, as the name implies, it’s bigger than average, and I was a fat kid.

It’s still good.  The chewy caramel contrasts nicely with the crispy wafer and puffed rice.  I guess there are peanuts as well, but they’re stingily applied and don’t make much of an impact.

Mr. Big

The chocolate is probably the weakest link — I’m not even sure if it’s real chocolate (the ingredients lists three types of oil, though unsweetened chocolate is there as well), but whatever it is, it’s not the best.  There’s enough going on here that doesn’t make a huge difference, but it’s a bummer regardless.

3 out of 4

Manufactured by: Cadbury
Nutritional info (1 bar, 60 grams): 290 calories, 14 grams of fat (8 grams of saturated fat, 0.1 grams of trans fat), 5 mg of cholesterol, 100 mg of sodium, 41 grams of carbohydrates, 1 grams of fibre, 33 grams of sugar, 1 gram of protein.
Ingredients: Sugar, glucose syrup, modified palm oil, modified milk ingredients, rice, modified vegetable oil, wheat flour (with barley), peanuts, cocoa, unsweetened chocolate, corn starch, salt, hydrogenated palm oil, malt extract, soy lecithin, baking soda, citric acid, natural and artificial flavour.

Cherry Blossom – It Tastes Better than it Looks

The packaging for Cherry Blossom is bizarrely unappealing.  If I hadn’t known how long it’s been around (since the 1890s!), I would have assumed it’s part of some sort of Producers-esque scheme to create an intentionally failed candy.  But it’s been on the shelves for well over a hundred years, so I guess someone’s eating it.

It’s hard to get over how ugly the packaging is.  I’ve seen it on the shelves since I was a kid, but I haven’t tried it until now, because why would I??  And let’s make something clear: I was a fat kid who wanted to try every candy bar in existence, and I still had no interest in this thing.

Cherry Blossom

The ugliness persists after you open the box and unwrap it from the foil (yes, it’s still wrapped in foil, because apparently the whole experience is meant to replicate being a Depression-era hobo who can’t afford anything better).  Is it impolite to say that it looks like a turd?  It is?  Okay, then I won’t say that it absolutely, positively looks like a turd, even though we can all clearly see that it looks like a turd.

Cherry Blossom

Happily, it tastes better than it looks.  It’s not great, mind you, but it’s not nearly as terrible as you’d think based on the packaging.  The milk chocolate exterior features peanuts and coconut, which compliments the cherry and the goopy, cherry-flavoured syrup reasonably well.  It’s a Hershey product, so the quality of the chocolate is about what you’d expect.  The whole thing is way, way too sweet (a dark chocolate version of this might actually be pretty good), but if you like the cherry/chocolate combo, you’ll probably enjoy this.

2.5 out of 4

Manufactured by: Hershey
Nutritional info (1 piece, 45 grams): 210 calories, 10 grams of fat (6 grams of saturated fat, 0.1 grams of trans fat), 0 mg cholesterol, 40 mg sodium, 29 grams of carbohydrates, 27 grams of sugar, 1 gram of fibre, 2 grams of protein.
Ingredients: Sugar, modified palm oil and modified vegetable oil (shea, sunflower and/or safflower), modified milk ingredients, unsweetened chocolate, coconut, peanuts, cherries, corn syrup, lactose, soy lecithin, polyglycerol polyricinoleate, invertase, natural and artificial flavours, salt, acetic acid, citric acid, sodium benzoate, colour, sodium metabisulphite, potassium sorbate, sulphites.

Reese’s Crispy Crunchy – Much Better than the Competition

I mentioned in my review of the Clark Bar that I thought I had finally reviewed every candy bar in the genre of crispy, sugary, and peanut buttery (stuff like 5th Avenue, Butterfinger, and Crispy Crunch).  But it turns out there is (at least) one more: Reese’s Crispy Crunchy, a bar whose very existence had somehow completely passed me by until recently.

And I guess I saved the best for last (is it the last, though?  Probably not); this one is everything I wanted all the others to be.

Reese's Crispy Crunchy

It’s a bit different from the others — along with the crispy peanut butter candy and the chocolate exterior, it features peanut chunks and actual peanut butter.

First point in its favour: it’s coated with a very generous amount of real milk chocolate.  This is in contrast to the waxy mockolate you’ll find on a Butterfinger or a 5th Avenue.

Second point in its favour: between the thin layer of peanut butter and the peanut pieces on its exterior, Reese’s Crispy Crunchy has a very pronounced PB-infused flavour that the other bars are lacking.  It’s quite satisfying.

Reese's Crispy Crunchy

Third point in its favour: the crispy peanut butter candy in the middle is surprisingly delicate, with a wafer-like lightness that doesn’t stick to your teeth.

I have no idea why this isn’t a bigger deal, because it’s clearly the king of this type of candy bar.  My only real complaint is that it is very, very sweet — unlike most Reese’s products, it doesn’t really have a salty kick to balance out the sweetness.  But that’s a minor complaint for a top-notch bar.

3.5 out of 4

Manufactured by: Hershey
Nutritional info (1/3 pack, 29 grams): 140 calories, 8 grams of fat (3 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat), 0 mg cholesterol, 50 mg sodium, 17 grams of carbohydrates, 13 grams of sugar, 1 gram of fibre, 3 grams of protein.
Ingredients: Peanuts, milk chocolate (sugar, cocoa butter, chocolate, skim milk, lactose, milk fat, lecithin (soy), PGPR), sugar, corn syrup, vegetable oil (palm kernel oil, palm oil), contains 2% or less of: molasses, cocoa, whey (milk), salt, lecithin (soy), artificial flavor, TBHQ and citric acid, to maintain freshness.

Reese’s Bar – Like a Reese Peanut Butter Cup with More Chocolate

I don’t normally comment on (or care about) candy bar packaging, but the wrapper for Reese’s Bar is admirably uncluttered and really catches your eye.  I like it.

Okay, maybe I’m commenting on the packaging because there isn’t a whole lot to say about this one — it’s pretty much exactly what it looks like.  If you enjoy Reese Peanut Butter Cups but wish the PB-to-chocolate ratio were skewed a bit more in favour of the chocolate, then Reese’s Bar will be right up your alley.

Reese's Bar

I actually do wish that a Reese Peanut Butter Cup featured more chocolate, but this is a clear case of being careful about what you wish for, because the Hershey chocolate here is… well, it’s Hershey chocolate.  It is what it is.

The whole thing is tasty enough, but the very sweet milk chocolate is overwhelming; the nice salty counterbalance you get in a standard Reese PB Cup is somewhat minimized.

Reese's Bar

Still.  It’s peanut butter and chocolate.  That’s never not going to be tasty.

3 out of 4

Manufactured by: Hershey
Nutritional info (4 blocks, 40 grams): 200 calories, 12 grams of fat (6grams of saturated fat, 0.1 grams of trans fat), 5 mg of cholesterol, 80 mg of sodium, 24 grams of carbohydrates, 1 grams of fibre, 22 grams of sugar, 3 gram of protein.
Ingredients: Milk chocolate (sugars (sugar, lactose), cocoa butter, milk ingredients, unsweetened chocolate, lecithin (soy), polyglycerol polyricinoleate), peanuts, sugars (sugar, dextrose), cocoa butter, hydrogenated palm kernel oil, hydrogenated palm oil, palm kernel oil, salt, corn starch, TBHQ, citric acid.